The funniest thing just happened.

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 04/10/2016 at 21:41 • Filed to: None

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So I told my dad about this incident at a NASCAR race that I saw on the internet. A dude has his beer bong and when he goes to chug, he tips the entire thing up and spills the beer on his head. In response: my sister said “drinking and driving is a bad idea.” It was then that my dad said two words: Redneck Biathlon.

TheHondaBro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 21:46

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Nah, it’s clearly the driving and fighting.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 21:47

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how did he spill a beer bong on his head?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > jvirgs drives a Subaru 04/10/2016 at 21:49

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He tipped the whole thing backwards, not just his head.

Party-vi > jvirgs drives a Subaru 04/10/2016 at 21:49

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TheHondaBro > Party-vi 04/10/2016 at 21:50

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fUCKING CASUAL.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Party-vi 04/10/2016 at 21:50

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Oh......fucking idiot wasting perfectly good beer.....

Dusty Ventures > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:02

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I’m now considering how to legitimately do this “safely.” Beer and bumper cars? Pilsner and Power Wheels?

Svend > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:09

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What a rookie thing to do. Doh.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures 04/10/2016 at 22:11

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Mix this with paintball and we have something awesome to watch.

ttyymmnn > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:18

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More here

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dusty Ventures 04/10/2016 at 22:18

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Throw in Paintball to the Pilsner and Power Wheels (as per Daily Drives a Dragon’s suggestion), and you have the Redneck Triathlon! Chug a bunch of Natty Light or Bud, and have a race around a motocross track in power wheels, with paintball guns! Winner is decided based on a combination of fastest time for the race, number of hits landed for the shooting, and BAC for the chugging (highest wins).

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/10/2016 at 22:18

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Redneck Triathlon!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:31

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Or modify bumper cars with paintball guns to have something like this.

Have a rallycross style race where both the gunner and the driver are absolutely wasted. Paintball gun of course. Would be great fun to watch.

Dusty Ventures > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:34

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I think for safety reasons we’d have to make the BAC a threshold thing. Because alcohol poisoning is bad

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dusty Ventures 04/10/2016 at 22:44

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That would make sense. Maybe closest to the legal limit?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/10/2016 at 22:45

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YES!

Dusty Ventures > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:49

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Nah, too sober. Part of the fun of this would be driving something when you’re way too drunk to drive. So probably somewhere between 2x and 2.5x the legal limit.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dusty Ventures 04/10/2016 at 22:54

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How about 2.5x the legal limit, but Price Is Right rules apply.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:55

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There’s absolutely nothing that could go wrong with this plot.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/10/2016 at 22:57

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Maybe the winner should get a free case of Miller High Life- The Champagne of Beers.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 22:58

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I think the winner should get cab fare for the way home.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/10/2016 at 22:59

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Why not make the person at the bottom of the pack phone their parents?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 23:02

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That’ll just dampen the mood. Either way, everyone is “rewarded” with a nasty hangover.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/10/2016 at 23:09

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Fair enough. This will be hilarious.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 23:16

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We need to get Ike in here. He’s mentioned on the show that he’s thought about doing go karts while drunk

shop-teacher > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 23:19

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Wouldn’t the winner just be whoever makes to the end?

Dusty Ventures > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/10/2016 at 23:28

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Perfect

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/11/2016 at 00:30

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I recall a single speed mountain bike race that solely was powered by beer.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dusty Ventures 04/11/2016 at 00:41

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pa pa pa Power Wheels.

yamahog > Dusty Ventures 04/11/2016 at 07:40

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In college one of the fraternities used to do a Tour de Franzia doing laps around their house with Big Wheels and boxed wine.

yamahog > jvirgs drives a Subaru 04/11/2016 at 07:41

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If it’s getting poured into a bong, it’s probably not “perfectly good beer” to start with.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > yamahog 04/11/2016 at 08:55

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Symantics.....lol

yamahog > jvirgs drives a Subaru 04/11/2016 at 09:17

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And snobbery, lol